Something Feral

Digging up the flower-beds.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x85

Makes about as much sense as the "export democracy" policy, which has never gang aft agley. If men can build it, it can just as easily be unbuilt, and likely will be by your childrens' children's generation.

Speaking of, it's about that time...


Anonymous said...

I believe the bread hat is intended to safeguard one's melon from thrown rocks. A practical solution for a society that never really caught on with safety equipment like hard hats for construction workers, bicycle helmets and helmets for other types of sports.

Something Feral said...

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I question the efficacy of taping one's lunch to one's head... Almost anything would prove to be a more robust means of keeping the brains and blood where they're supposed to be.

Also, a dollar to a dime that batons are the concern, not rocks.

Doom said...

Did you die or are you STILL on the throne? Get a book already, it helps to read. And blog something. Besides, I need in there. Leave the book.

Take the gloom, I have my own, leave the book. Or is that canoli? Meh, bah, or... something.

Doomfinger said...

Did you escape yet?


Wonder Woman said...

I never thought of bread in a hat form?
Wow. I have limited myself.
Shame on me.

Doomfinger said...

Even a slight egress is better than a steady descent into a filthy dagon hole, although it may not always feel like it. Good luck.