Consider yourselves thoroughly terrorized

According to this test, I might be harboring thoughts that might be considered subversive to the directives of the Politburo. In fact, you're probably under scrutiny just for reading this capitalist pig-dog tract; consider yourself on notice, and on half-rations of government-issue vodka and cigarettes for the next month.

I wonder if the League of Shadows is hiring...

Hat-tip: Elusive Wapiti