Something Feral

Digging up the flower-beds.


Saturday, September 12, 2009

Wish-List Addendum


Really, it warrants no explanation beyond "DO WANT".

4 comments:

Elusive Wapiti said...

I think Mrs Wapiti would veto said seat-of-bear-skin.

But I bet you'll want to utter a big barbarian yalp after procuring it.

Professor Hale said...

Where will you find a six-legged bear?

Something Feral said...

The yalp would have to be as legendary as the chair, at the very least; a yalp to shake the very roots of the mountains.

As for the six-legged bear, I guess I'd have to go talk to those guys that provide the NFL with that Thanksgiving turkey every year. I'm pretty sure I'll have to find a rocket-propelled chainsaw-launcher to hunt a six-legged grizzly bear, though, and that might take a bit longer to procure.

Triton said...

Just don't trip and fall; it would suck to get mauled by your chair.