Something Feral

Digging up the flower-beds.


Monday, July 6, 2009

Ask about his Comeback Tour

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure:
Michael Jackson will be buried this week– without his brain. As his family tries to finalise details for the King of Pop’s funeral on Tuesday they have been told it will be held back for tests.

They faced the grim choice of waiting up to three weeks for Jackson’s brain to be returned to them or go ahead and bury him without it – which they have decided to do.
I think we all know why, though.

4 comments:

Kawaika said...

Goli mar!

MikeT said...

Gee... thanks... now I not only can't have my zombie apocalypse, but a zombie apocalypse lead by a white hermaphroditic pedophile.

Some friend you turned out to be!

Something Feral said...

That was amazing, Kawaika. Pure gold.

Good news, Mike! They've found a stand-in for the position!

It's probably best not to ask where his glove is, though... THWILLAH!

Triton said...

Did someone mention zombies?