Just in time for Shark Week

Top speculations include a partially-decomposed dog and a turtle without its shell, both of which I find difficult to believe, given the overall stage of preservation and the skeletal structure.

I can't even hazard a guess at this point, and I'm not likely or willing to get closer. If this is Photoshopped, I tip my hat to the artist, as it is both creepy and realistic beyond belief, which actually reminded me of this. Christmas this year ought to be amusing.

Coincidentally, NetFlix delivered the first disc of The X-Files: Season 1 this afternoon. Life's funny that way.