Caturday Afternoon Special, Episode 0x81

Late, but this pretty much explains things.

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x80

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x7F

But on New Year's Eve, they're everywhere... No escape. It's just another excuse to have holed-up in my house for the evening this year, considering that the Fuzz has been angling for revenue all holiday season out here. Drunk or not, you're guilty, and they'll prove it to you.

Speaking of nannyisms, we have 725 new laws on the books today.

Tacitus was right: Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x7E

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas this year. We're not quite done yet, friends and family are still wandering about, but that's not a bad thing... Unless you happen to be the cat, and they know about the costume.

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x7D

Particularly appropriate for this week; wake me in April.

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x7C

If you can't relax, find something else to fixate on, says I. At least my old jalopy of a desktop can still kick out the power to keep up with a new expansion without the overheard of Windows adding dead weight.

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x7B

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x7A

... And the frenzy begins. It's getting to where one can't step out into the parking-lot anymore without being hedged-in by others that hope you're going instead of coming, railroaded by oblivious shoppers fifteen abreast, or losing my favorite ear-drum to the keening shrieks of children reaching for the latest fuzzy, brightly-colored animatronic Tribble.

Your sentence is one month, no additional sanity for good behavior. Humbug, I say. I reject pop-Christmas, and wish it a frigid demise, buried in red ink.

HUMBUG!

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x79

Am I the only one that sees this and immediately sees our televised media?

Caturday Night Special, Episode 0x78

Sadly, he had to put the economy back, as some jerk had spilled quantitative-easing all over the front of it.