The yalp would have to be as legendary as the chair, at the very least; a yalp to shake the very roots of the mountains.
As for the six-legged bear, I guess I'd have to go talk to those guys that provide the NFL with that Thanksgiving turkey every year. I'm pretty sure I'll have to find a rocket-propelled chainsaw-launcher to hunt a six-legged grizzly bear, though, and that might take a bit longer to procure.
I think Mrs Wapiti would veto said seat-of-bear-skin.
ReplyDeleteBut I bet you'll want to utter a big barbarian yalp after procuring it.
Where will you find a six-legged bear?
ReplyDeleteThe yalp would have to be as legendary as the chair, at the very least; a yalp to shake the very roots of the mountains.
ReplyDeleteAs for the six-legged bear, I guess I'd have to go talk to those guys that provide the NFL with that Thanksgiving turkey every year. I'm pretty sure I'll have to find a rocket-propelled chainsaw-launcher to hunt a six-legged grizzly bear, though, and that might take a bit longer to procure.
Just don't trip and fall; it would suck to get mauled by your chair.
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